Bible Bully

Those who attempt to force strict biblical doctrine into strict public policies.

The Bible Bully campaigned non stop to roll back or defeat progress based on his or her interpretation of biblical scripture.

by GraffitiSniper April 17, 2012

broblerone

The largest of the Toblerone bars that are usually purchased in anticipation to a large party.

Yo brah, imma cop me one of those broblerone bars for tonight's hoedown.

Listen up bro, we need a couple broblerone bars to get this party started.

The chicks love the broblerone.

by brozbeforehoez69 March 9, 2014

Bible Bootstrap

Referencing the Bible in an attempt to justify actions that are heinous and ungodly.

Amy: I just heard a politician on television say that the Bible justifies separating children from their mothers at the border. What BS!

Juan: Seriously? I bet God really hates it when people try to Bible bootstrap their own evil ideas to the good book.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

Ale Bribes Day

Ale Bribes Day is the day after Valentines Day and is celebrated annually on the 15th of February. Ale Bribes Day was founded as a Chicago holiday of good cheer, drinking and general debauchery. Many of those who participate in the holiday spend the day at bars with an extensive Ale selection and attempt to bribe friends and strangers with Ale. The day often turns into a competition among friends to see who can bribe the most out of a stranger with their Ale of choice.

Notable Event: Ale Bribes Day 1985 - It is suspected that an unknown Chicagoan was able to bribe the entire 1985 Chicago Honey Bears team with one Schlitz. However, the event was followed with much controversy as Schlitz is in fact a lager and not an ale. This event was notable as some believe the bribe led to the creation of the Chicago Bears' Super Bowl Shuffle.

"Hey Jane, did you know it is Ale Bribes Day? Would you do the Harlem Shuffle for a Red Stripe Ale?"

by WVilleTrix February 15, 2013

loophole in the bible

A way to keep your virginity and still have intercourse by engaging in anal sex.

"I'm sorry , Jay. We can't have sex I have a chastity ring."

"That's okay, there is a loophole in the bible"

by Ash_Tree August 4, 2016

bible belt

An area of the southern United States that has a large protestant (i.e. Baptist, Methodist, Church of Christ) church attending population. Most of these people are ignorant of their own beliefs, do not follow the laws they preach, and relentlessly attempt to convert those who do not follow their sect.

When you feel out of place or someone is out to get you, you can say, "I feel like an atheist in the bible belt."

by Itsjustluck March 22, 2004

Bible Balls

When a guy doesn't have sex with a woman because of his religious beliefs.

I can't tell if Brandon is gay or if he just has a bad case of Bible Balls.

by chasebiaotch March 30, 2010