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Brandeis Binary Scale 

The fact that girls at Brandeis don't fit a normal distribution, but a Bernoulli distribution when rated.
1 and 0. Fuckable or not.
Yeah man. It is impossible to rate girls at Brandeis. Over there, there is a binary scale. 1 and 0, either you want to fuck her or not. Famous as the Brandeis Binary Scale.
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brandelyn 

an awesome amazing person who u cant help but love who is also hyper energetic and loves everybody even her haters
person1:wanna hang out

person2:nah im hangin wit brandelyn and ur not invited
person1:*cries*
brandelyn by bemysoulmateforever December 13, 2010

Brandi Belle

A cute porn actress that runs her own website which is an affiliate of bangbros. Her videos consist mostly of her screwing guys and doing sexy things with her girlfriends, most of her videos have some kind of plot. She is notorious for giving great blowjobs, and overall being good at sex.
That girl can fuck like Brandi Belle.

Branding Asshole 

The stupid wastes of sperm & eggs that judge people by their appearance, occupation, hobbies, music taste etc. They often categorise people into a culture/sub-culture, & define them on the basis of their own shallow perspective. Alot of them post these definitions on urban dictionary.
Branding Asshole #1: That guy is so skinny, his hairs messy, he’s into art & bands that no one has ever heard of ... he’s such an indie fag.

Branding Asshole #2: But I saw him surfing the other day. Indie boys don’t surf!

Branding Asshole #3: I know! Surfers are just idiots who wear bright coloured tees & board shorts, even when their not on the beach & they usually have bleached hair. They also listen to pop rock bands like ‘All American Rejects’.

Branding Asshole #4: But I saw a song from The All American Rejects on the indie guys Ipod!

Branding Asshole #5: He must be a ‘scenester’ then.

Branding Asshole #6: I heard his girlfriends a indie chick. She wears vintage clothing & shit & likes to read alot.

Branding Asshole #7: I saw her shopping at ‘Supre’ the other day ...

Branding Asshole #8: She’s such a wannabe then.

Normal OPEN-MINDED person: You guys, are pathetic.

The point is kiddos, if a person does certain things that would make other people identify that person with a sub-culture, & then do something that would contradict the normal atmosphere of that subculture, they shouldn’t be labelled ‘indie’ or ‘surfie’ or ‘scenester’ (whatever the fuck that is). You can’t just define a person on superficialities, because in turn your defining YOURSELF as a superficial person. I listen to some indie bands & at the same time listen to other music that I enjoy, such as Chris brown! I love art & I love reading but I also like watching meaningless chick flicks. I wear what I think looks nice, & what I feel comfortable in, & don’t obsess over making myself look like an individual. You Branding Assholes out there might label me as some sort of wannabe (because that’s just what you do), but I define myself, for myself, & I don’t see myself as belonging to any of those stupid stereotypes.
Branding Asshole by Kaisar January 9, 2009
An amazing person with high sex appeal and a wide experience with the imagination, which includes geek qualities, althought the geekiness is made up for in bed.
Brandis has quite an amazing position.
Brandis by Sanie October 6, 2008

The Great Brandini

The act of ramming a hot poker in your girl's ass while she licks your testicles. Then you perform a magic trick after she has passed out.
I am so fucking cool. I just pulled the Great Brandini!