by hundoooou August 20, 2017
Calls dealer..."heyup bruv can I have 5 brandy and 3 Whisky (crack) asap"
Dealer ..."Ive got 5 whisky on me if youve got an extra £20"
Caller...."Bro, ive got the £20 just no means to come down off that whisky, I would be tweakin' allll night. Just the 3 and 5 brandy please, sound bro.
Dealer ..."Ive got 5 whisky on me if youve got an extra £20"
Caller...."Bro, ive got the £20 just no means to come down off that whisky, I would be tweakin' allll night. Just the 3 and 5 brandy please, sound bro.
by Onthenod April 19, 2017
Brandy is a woman that has morals and values. She knows boundaries. She is beautiful.. and amazing in every way. Odd yet unique. Quiet but not afraid to speak her mind. She is brutally honest about her life and especially the bad choices she's made. To humble herself means the opinions of others are irrelevant. Brandy is loyal, firmly believes in the Golden Rule ~ treating others the way she wants to be treated. Brandy is laid back and easy to get along with but has yet to find her place in this world. Brandy is Brandy... And she will be there for anyone at anytime, to help in any way possible. "You're gonna be happy" , said life, "but first I'll make you strong"..... and still she hold on thru the tornado that never fails to touch down. Everytime she gets back up, brushes it all off, and says, "I'm fine", crying, without a sound.
by SassyMomma4k April 25, 2021
When a dude is naked, bending over to pick up spilled frozen vegetables on the floor, exposing his balls and his chick comes up from behind him and does a kneeling uppercut to the sack; extreme pain usually follows immediately after.
"Oh man, did I tell you what happened last night?? I was trying to prepare a nice home cooked meal, and when I bent over to pick up some shit that I dropped, I got brandied from behind by my bitch!"
by JonnyHandsomeX June 01, 2007
It is when a lady (term used loosely) asks you to "roll over for mamma" meaning a guy being on the receiving end of some unpleasant ass play. The kind that requires all the kings Vaseline to make work.
I gave him the “Brandy” last night.
He ass-gasmed from the “Brandy” last night and now I have to wash the sheets.
He is walking funny because I “Brandied” him the other day.
He ass-gasmed from the “Brandy” last night and now I have to wash the sheets.
He is walking funny because I “Brandied” him the other day.
by mr nasty182 January 19, 2012
by Weirdo 2k19 November 20, 2019
Jay: I'm putting together your Tuesday "must-do."
The Dorkasaur: My only request is that I don't want to brandy, nor am I willing to make out with a chick.
The Dorkasaur: My only request is that I don't want to brandy, nor am I willing to make out with a chick.
by Grandmaster of the Universe 28 April 28, 2009