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brandied 

When a dude is naked, bending over to pick up spilled frozen vegetables on the floor, exposing his balls and his chick comes up from behind him and does a kneeling uppercut to the sack; extreme pain usually follows immediately after.
"Oh man, did I tell you what happened last night?? I was trying to prepare a nice home cooked meal, and when I bent over to pick up some shit that I dropped, I got brandied from behind by my bitch!"
brandied by JonnyHandsomeX June 22, 2007
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Branded Camel 

A woman who tats herself up with a design permission from the artist. Follows it up by texting it to the artist she stole the artwork from and posting repeatedly on her Facebook page. Purely done out of spite. Same type of woman that would offer the tattoo artist a single mom discount for a price break.
Mike; "She's show you the new tat she had done again!"
Richard; "How could I not see it? She shows everyone walking into the bar."
Mike; "You know she stole the artwork for it?"
Richard; "That branded camel is the definition of a low life!"
Branded Camel by ewpew02 September 12, 2012

brandie lam 

the most awsome and perfect person in the world
hahaha i love u brandie lam - matt :]
brandie lam by lilaznpizz4 January 25, 2009

Makaveli Branded

Makaveli Branded: a clothing line released by Afeni Shakur by using Tupac Shakur's likeness, pictures, images, newspaper clippings, personal quotes, memorabilia and particularly Tupac's alias Makaveli as the primary design for the apparel.

Makaveli Branded is a Limited Liability Company head-quartered in New York City. The company started its national release on November of 2003. According to Afeni Shakur, Makaveli Branded is designed to help fund the Tupac Amaru Shakur Foundation and Center of the Arts while at the same time continuing Tupac's "legacy" through the "clothing line."

Makaveli Branded is uniquely designed to be undistinguishable from other urban clothing lines in its market. The supply of the product is limited due to its small distribution to Better Specialty Retail Stores.

The advantage of the product is practically using Tupac's image as its cash cow. The disadvantage of the product is the considerably large sizes, the unusual designs of the product, and market price. Some sizes are larger than expected and the designs may not be fashionably accepted by the general public. Furthermore, the price is not marketed to middle-middle or lower-middle class citizens, but more to middle-upper class citizens.

Hence, the designs are beautifully unique; however, the market segment of the product gravitates predominantly towards tall and fairly large people along with the price being possibly too high for Tupac's "ghetto children." By producing smaller sizes, lowering the price, and giving some of the designs a mellow yet modest tone will not only diversify the product, but will ultimately generate higher revenues in the company’s income statement. Most importantly, it will create "consistency" in Tupac's paradoxical personality in complexity and professional "thug-like" stature.
"Aeh homie, that fool is wear'n 'makaveli branded' dog, that ni**a think he's thugin but he's about to get sprayed with mah nina ross - who's thuggin now pahtna, break yo-self!"
If you have a Brandie in your life your going to want to keep her cause you’ll go crazy without her and her support. Brandie is someone to go very hard for the ones she love and she loves to put them before herself. You don’t want to mess with a Brandie she’ll go off on the slightest insult. Brandie is a really good people person and knows how to make someone laugh and is such a charmer and has a way with words if she going hard for you and she loves you she’s a Brandie.
That girl is fighting that girl for her bf, She must be a Brandie
Brandie by By jazz June 6, 2020

Flying Branded 

When someone is wearing converse shoes, american eagle outfitters jeans, american eagle outfitters socks, american eagle outfitters underwear, a banana republic, hollister or american eagle outfitters shirt and wearing a sweater from one of those places
Yo look at melvin the swagtrician he is looking good today flying branded!
An Intelligent woman, usually brunette, gorgeous, and goal oriented. She's one to speak her mind and you do not want to mess with a Brandie. She's liable to attack at the slightest insult and she has a mean right hook. However, she can be won over by a really nice hug.
She just totally decked him, she's such a Brandie.
Brandie by Girlychick15 May 15, 2008
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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