brainface

A whimsical word used to describe someone who typically says something that alienates one or more of his/her friends on a daily basis, shouts random nonsensical words at awkward moments, tells stories that go nowhere and should probably stop one to two sentences before they actually do, makes references to world of warcraft knowing full well that no one in his/her social circle plays the game, and is frequently prone to bouts of dementia in which "every girl on earth is horny for them".

Variations include, but are not limited to:

Facebrain, Brainhead, Headbrain, etc.

Taco bell drive-thru guy: "How are you tonight?"

James: "This is a nacho cheese order! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Dan: "Oh...my...god. What a brainface."

by brainballs January 6, 2008

brainfreeze

When you (a male) are having sex with someone's ear and you splooge all into the person's ear.

I brainfreezed my girlfriend last night.

by Assman Bob February 21, 2004

braincake

Food for thought. Chewy intelligentsia. Dense and gooey ideas. Delicious insights. Bite-size factoids. Tasty repartee. And so much better than mental floss.

Op art is one thing. Social sensibilities, as displayed through subversive art, makes my head spin. Braincake! Yummy!

by Signal Editorial December 9, 2008

brainfreeze

when its so cold out, and you ejaculate, the skeet freezes on the head of your dick.

Tyrone: Man, it's so cold I'mma bout to have a brainfreeze
Alan: Me and Shawna were having sex in the park last night, and I brainfreezed it was so cold.

by Jonathan Shaw March 2, 2008

Brainflex

A natural substance you take to enhance your mind

Give me some Brainflex man, you're making me feel like Im 12 years old

by Socrates' prodigy October 20, 2018

Brainwave

When you are receiving oral pleasure (fellatio) and when you are about to blow your wad, you cum in her nose which feels like when you dive in a pool incorrectly and all that water gets into your sinuses and hurts, thus the name brainwave.

Dude, I was getting blown by Jessica and i just felt like giving her a brainwave, she passed out, then I gave her another one.

by Retoric June 14, 2008

brainfart

Commingly meaning to think of something after the fact for example after a fight or in class with an answer and forgetting

Person 1: oh crap i coulda called him a dickhead
Person 2: wow what a brainfart

by jake fool May 28, 2007