brainface

A whimsical word used to describe someone who typically says something that alienates one or more of his/her friends on a daily basis, shouts random nonsensical words at awkward moments, tells stories that go nowhere and should probably stop one to two sentences before they actually do, makes references to world of warcraft knowing full well that no one in his/her social circle plays the game, and is frequently prone to bouts of dementia in which "every girl on earth is horny for them".

Variations include, but are not limited to:

Facebrain, Brainhead, Headbrain, etc.

Taco bell drive-thru guy: "How are you tonight?"

James: "This is a nacho cheese order! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Dan: "Oh...my...god. What a brainface."

by brainballs January 6, 2008

brainface

when a male grabs his genitalia, gently squeezing, so the balls inflate, looking like a brain.

We were changing in the locker room. I turned around and Kyle showed me his brainface.

by Nosfo April 9, 2020

brainfreeze

N. Ipsilateral, temporal, orbital and or bilateral pain resulting from rapid cooling of the spheno-palantine ganglion (roof of mouth), often a result of ice-cream or slurpees, although any cold substance can trigger such a response. The pain is a result of dialated blood vessels in the brain brought on by spasms of the nerve endings and typically peaks in about 20 seconds from the point of ingestion.

After rapidly ingesting the Slurpee, Bob winced in pain as if he were having a migraine.

by TroubleTeeRoy January 30, 2005

braindance

Name of a musical genre, created by the UK electronic music label Rephlex Records in the 90's, in this time is when the term IDM also appears.

Braindance is electronic experimental music mostly, there are included drill n' bass, acid house, future lounge, electro and some other weird electronic music.

Big and influential electronic music artists such as µ-Ziq, Squarepusher, AFX, Luke Vibert, started under the braindance file.

braindance is... incredible! braindance is... boundless; eclectic; entertaining; rephreshing; fullfilling; wholehearted; sensual; stimulating; bold; unconventional; real, imaginary; visionary; essential; debonair... BRAINDANCE is unique!

by Neto May 27, 2004

braincase

(n.) 1. one who lacks mental stability 2. a lack of mental stability, e.g. insanity 3. The portion of the skull enclosing the brain

1. "That braincase almost ran into me!" 2. "He must have a braincase if he's wearing those clothes." 3. In the car crash, Mike cracked his braincase, resulting in his death.

by Tim R. March 5, 2005

Brainfart

n. A massive, horrible release of stupid that is often offensive to the senses and may create a social faux pa in some settings. Brainfarts often result in an intense feeling of embarrassment and shame compounded by an inability to explain what the hell just happened.

I was supposed to call Roy Blount, Jr. for an interview at 10 a.m. PST, but I had a brainfart, forgot how to tell time, and managed to call him at 6:00 a.m. PST. I feel like an idiot.

by MadisonU December 9, 2008

Brainiac yack

talk that's pompous and attempting to appear intelligent.

Everything that professor says is brainiac yack.

by LaLaLander17 February 9, 2009