Smack both cheeks with one hand

Replaces the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" meaning you completed 2 tasks at the same time.

I think I'm going to smack both cheeks with one hand and use my city council paper for both my English and Politics class.

by Zuggy April 10, 2011

butters both sides of the bread

a bisexual person that regularly partakes in hetrosexual and homosexual experiences

Phil: i saw mike holding hands with jim. last week he was fucking that girl.
Joe: didn't you know he butters both sides of the bread

by thisisbatcountry May 13, 2005

Half my ass and both my balls

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.

I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.

by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008

So we can both watch tv?

A phrase often used to engage a female in doggy style intercourse, so both parties can enjoy the film at hand, or just for the shit of it.

Often followed by a negitive reponse.

male: Babe, do you want to do it doggy style?
female: why would I want to do that?
male: So we can both watch tv?

by drummer120uck October 3, 2009

Bats For Both Teams

they are attratced to both Genders they are bisexual, they bat for both teams not just one

person 1: Do you bat for the other team?
Person 2: No I Bats For Both Teams- Love has no gender

by MissysipyQuen November 25, 2013

You and I both know

This is a phrase used to give self assurance and confidence. It actually means "I know"

You and I both know that Cindy doesn't sleep around.

You and I both know the builders will be finished next week.

The check is in the post- you and I both know that

by Sonny Saint April 23, 2020

the door swings both ways

It works both ways - and not just the way that the person you are saying this to is describing it.

Student: "You should respect my rights, you know"

Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."

by MichaelToTheJ June 26, 2008