Boomerang Bitch

a bitch that just won't go away and no matter how many times u tell him/her that u don't fuckin like him/her, he/she will continue to bother u

an ex-girlfriend that acts like a boomerang no matter how many times u throw her away she keeps comming back (can also be an ex-boyfriend)

A random insult that u can call your friends or not-friends

guy 1- man I always talk shit to that dude but he never goes away
guy 2- I know he's a fuckin boomerang bitch

Shawn- I broke up with that boomerang bitch stacy a long ass time ago
Steve- yeah doesn't she still call u?

Zach- hey fag
Roman- fuck u boomerang bitch
Zach- WTF?

by Rey cmc October 6, 2008

Boomerang Insult

1.) A type of insult that unexpectedly hurls itself back upon its foolish owner and blasts his/her ego into tiny shards of humility and disgrace.

2.) The boomerang "Insult" used by the 18th century Australian aborigine Chief Brucedingo to physically attack, rather than verbally assail, rapscallions.

1.) Brother 1: "You're mother's so stupid, she called you a son of a bitch!"
Brother 2: "You dick-brain, we have the same mom."

2.) Guy 1: "If you were twice as smart as I am, you'd still be stupid."
Guy 2: "..... You're a fucking idiot.. Use that tiny brain of yours better before you hurl another Boomerang Insult."

3.) Idiot: "You’re so stupid you tried to put alphabet soup in alphabetical order!"
Sage: "Yeah. It worked."
Idiot: "..."
Sage: "Sigh, another Boomerang Insult from you today. Well done!"

4.) Rapscallion: "Strewth! That fuckeroo just hit me noggin with a boom-er-ang!"
Aussie: "Consider yourself lucky mate. That was the legendary Brucedingo!"

by aeop June 29, 2011

boomercoin

Bitcoin. Because on those occasions when Boomers do look at cryptocurrency, they only notice Bitcoin or take it seriously, even though it's basically like buying GM (old, slow, and overpriced) and ignoring all other automaker stocks.

Michael Saylor is all about boomercoin... and I'm sure you can guess why.

by Prof. Spudd June 13, 2021

boomercoin

bitcoin. called this because bitcoin is an incredibly basic crypto currency with next to zero features. mostly followed by tech illiterates and boomers who think bitcoin is all of crypto

hey look Fox News are now advertising bitcoin to their 50 year old trump supporting viewers, it has truly has become a boomercoin

by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022

Boomerang Question

A question specifically asked in order for the recipient to ask YOU the question in return. People who send out a boomerang question (person A) rarely care for the answer of the other person (person B) and only wish to share their story.

If the boomerang question fails and person A is not asked the question back then they can become extremely irritated.

Person A: Where are you headed for schoolies?
Person B: Vanuatu.
Person A: Yea cool *waits expectantly*
Person B: You?
Person A: WELL I'm headed north for a while with some mates and then we're going to head east and west and all over the place and going to have a great time blah blah blah
Person B: Cheers for the Boomerang Question Trevor

by RhthmnNPoetry October 7, 2012

Boomerang Fart

Accidental mis-routing of a normal fart. Rather than blasting away from the buttocks, fart wraps around through the thighs, resulting in scrotal flappage. Flatulence then exits the front of body. . .

*Laying on back in bed and farting into mattress*

Girlfriend: Oh GAWD!! That stinks... Did you let another Boomerang Fart go?!?"

Boyfriend: *Grins awkwardly*

by A. St James September 20, 2012

Boomerangst

Technically, what goes around comes around. Boomerangst is he terror that the Baby Boom generation experiences at the reality of getting old; specifically the difficulty identifying their status as 'retired' or asking for any sort of 'Senior' discount. It begins at age 50 when AARP mails out a membership card and culminates in signing up for Medicare at 65.

He agonized over his increasing hair loss with his therapist, who noted 'boomerangst' in his notes

by Shardonnay January 26, 2014