blow job

The ultimate expression of a womans love for a man - almost sure to result in undying love and fidelity in return.

"if she gives me a blow job ill fuckin' love her forever.

by monty python June 19, 2006

blow job

The act of a woman widley dialating her nostrels waiting for the pillows to fall out of her vagina. Before the nostrel closes up, it spouts wings and flys in circles then blows a load all over your left leg. It smells so gross, that you actualy start to sprout an erection. Then the flying nostrel shouts "TITTYBATES!" and jumps on top of your penis and swallows it in one bite!

bro i SCOREEDDD last night, ashley gives the BEST blow jobs, IM STILL ERECT!

by niggerfacetittybates October 30, 2009

blow job

an excellent lip exfoliant

((tip: when breaking from the mouth to use your hand, stroke quickly and make the palm of your hand rub the top/side of his dick when you pass it..like a curving motion..it makes him tingle all over))

"Last night I gave Chris a blow job and my lips are so soft!"

by 1234098756840293 January 23, 2009

blow job

When a woman sux a man dick..the BEST way:
Find some place COMFORTABLE- pillows, candles, etc
Start by stroking the mans dick...kiss it a few times, you get the drift
Once you start sucking, dont stop rubbing
make TONZ of noises
once an ejaculation happens, starting sucking it off, but not 2 quickly...take your time ;)

Doing the above blow job will DRIVE A MAN INSANE!

by iWantyourDICK October 23, 2008

Blow-job-bib

A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).

Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015

blow job

basically sucking a guys dick,
best way is to swirl your tongue around it, and go in and out, some people give handjobs at the same time.

my boyfriend was really horny last week,
and he didn't have any condums so i gave him a blow job :)

by <3 babe alert <3 ; ox March 10, 2009

naruto blow job

A naruto themed blowjob is actually not even a blowjob.

It's you imagining getting one, but you "Believe It!"

Yo man, did she give you a Naruto blow job?
You better believe it.

by Leeroyyyy April 11, 2017