When a woman sux a man dick..the BEST way:
Find some place COMFORTABLE- pillows, candles, etc
Start by stroking the mans dick...kiss it a few times, you get the drift
Once you start sucking, dont stop rubbing
make TONZ of noises
once an ejaculation happens, starting sucking it off, but not 2 quickly...take your time ;)
Find some place COMFORTABLE- pillows, candles, etc
Start by stroking the mans dick...kiss it a few times, you get the drift
Once you start sucking, dont stop rubbing
make TONZ of noises
once an ejaculation happens, starting sucking it off, but not 2 quickly...take your time ;)
by iWantyourDICK September 07, 2008
A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015
basically sucking a guys dick,
best way is to swirl your tongue around it, and go in and out, some people give handjobs at the same time.
best way is to swirl your tongue around it, and go in and out, some people give handjobs at the same time.
by <3 babe alert <3 ; ox March 10, 2009
A naruto themed blowjob is actually not even a blowjob.
It's you imagining getting one, but you "Believe It!"
It's you imagining getting one, but you "Believe It!"
by Leeroyyyy April 10, 2017
by sala January 17, 2003
During sexual congress in the "missionary position", when the lady "drops a gut" with sufficient gusto to blast her suitor's balls up his arsehole.
Rebecca was always going to deliver a Barnsley blow job in revenge for the night when I used her new white designer dress to muffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.
by bromp May 10, 2008
someone who freely gives blowjobs to their man to help increase the peace of their home and ultimately the world at large. utilizing mastery of speed and skill and often striking by suprise, the blowjob ninja may strike early in the morning, late at night, or in a parking garage if the mood is right.
by steve-q December 22, 2012