hog blossoms

Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.

Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."

by Challbaby82 June 24, 2016

blossom poo

A MASSIVE POO EXPLISION

P1-Geez man don't go in there I just did a Blossom poo
P2-Yup I can smell it

by HwDangerouswomen August 24, 2017

Blossom Dance

A powerful move used by Dunban in the JRPG Xenoblade Chronicles.

Born from the world of strife, against the odds, we choose to fight! Blossom Dance!

by _xord April 17, 2020

turd blossom

1. What George Bush call's "Karl Rove"
2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.

George Bush is a turd blossom himself.

by Me December 19, 2004

Awesome Blossom

The curvature of a woman's breasts as they "blossom" out from a low cut shirt.

Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + bustiere = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + huge breasts = Awesome Blossom

Man, did you see the Awesome Blossoms on Jeniffer Love Hewitt and Pamela Anderson at Elton John's 2006 Oscar Party?

Paris Hilton ain't got no Awesome Blossom.

by Kevin & Dave July 16, 2008

Cunt Blossom

A full blown cunt, at it's max. More than a bitch. Cunt Blossoms never die, or go out of season. Kill them all.

She is such a cock sucking Cunt Blossom.

by jealousyxkills December 11, 2009

whore blossom

1. An unsightly zit or open sore in the genital area or breasts of a woman.

2. The nasty razor rash that appears several days after shaving the vaginal area.

I was at the stripper bar, and this chick on stage was really hot, but then she took off her shorts and she had this nasty Whore Blossom

by Cyberia September 7, 2006