Bloatsburg

The large city in the show 'Doug'. Major events such as Beets concerts are often held there.

Bluffington is a smallish town on the outskirts of Bloatsburg.

by Diggity Monkeez May 8, 2005

BLOAT

Acronym for biggest loser of all time

You wack it three times a day into a Kleenex tissue. You’re a fucking BLOAT, dude.

by tmor84 December 19, 2018

Water Bloat

A time when you drink too much 'essence of life' and look really fat for ages. Common Youtube Videos are based around this gimmick. Can extend to you looking pregnant when it is just water.

"OMG, i did'nt know men could get pregnant!"

"Yeah, 38 weeks in."

"Really?"

"Nah, it's just a water bloat i'm growing for a Youtube video."

by danza3142 November 11, 2009

blmatsu

The idea or act of shipping two Asian, muppet looking sextuplets together romantically. Has to do with the quirky, single, hopeless star sextuplets of beloved anime Mr. Osomatsu. It’s also hell on earth and hated by those who have the tiniest bit of logic left in their brain. Tears apart the common sense and innocence of all who come across it, leaving them to suffer with the thought of two improper NEETS, who, yes, are related by blood, making love in their mind for the rest of their... pathetic... little... lives.

I fucking hate my life.

Blmatsu is absolute cancer that has infested my brain, may it now and forever impregnate my thoughts with a million spider babies and grown men in schoolgirl outfits and thongs. Kill me lmao-

by cici.trashcan June 16, 2018

coke bloat

The bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.

Coke Bloat: "Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure looks bloated these days. I highly doubt it's from drinking soda."

by It's-Me May 29, 2007

boatsex

The art of shoving your wooden plank into her elegant transom and lathering her vessel with a coat of milky sweet varnish.

"I docked my dinghy bow first into her beautiful deep boat slip last night, nothing like a great night of boatsex, Jim"

by hydrostaticlubricator May 16, 2016

Boats and Hoes

Song made famous by step brothers Brennan Huff and Dale Doback at the catalina wine mixer. POW!!

Guy 1: It's the fucking catalina wine mixer.
Guy 2: POW POW!!
DALE: BOATS AND HOES

by seriousboutkoolaidforeal September 30, 2008