Birch tree

When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.

Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"

by Shatblaster3000 October 31, 2021

Birch

When autocorrect refuses to let you cuss and corrects "bitch" to "birch".

Birch, you playing to much!

by skkeet2k17 December 14, 2017

Birch

1.When autocorrect turns bitch into birch
2.What you call some one if they have a bushy bush (can be male and female)

She’s totally a birch

by IAmABoyThatsAll August 28, 2018

Birch

A word which is made by a 5 yr old IQ -100 childish girl who only knows how to watch peppa pig and drink milk

You birch

by charxcharlotte January 4, 2020

Birch

Birch is the best person you will ever meet, they are highly attractive and pull all men, women, and everyone else.
Birch is an epic swaggy gamer that is great at Yu-Gi-Oh.
a Birch will never let you down no matter what.
Everyone loves a Birch

A: Is that birch
B: yeah look how epic

by soybean112 January 30, 2022

Birch

You accidentally typed birch instead of bitch, didn't ya?

Oh shit! I used the word birch instead of bitch!

by The Moon Moon February 11, 2017

Joel Birch Complex

A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.

Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!

by heeeyyjohnny March 28, 2025