Difference Between a Wolf and a Bear

The tail. Literally, the only thing discerning a bear from a wolf is the tail.

"Everybody knows the only difference between a wolf and a bear is the tail. Look it up, urbandictionary.com ."

by FoxyFazbear86 June 28, 2016

Beard Season

Greatest season ever, time of year when it is not necessary to shave due to any reason at all

Dan: So Steve you haven't shaved in a while whats up?

Steve: Well Dan its that time of year you know beard season.

by TheGlueGunner October 18, 2008

Fozzie Bear

When, during the act of sexual intercourse, instead of moaning, the individual shouts or exclaims "Wocka! Wocka! Wocka!"

Last night, my girlfriend went all fozzie bear on me.

by fozziebear30 December 17, 2008

Beard splinter

A sharp, slender piece of facial hair broken off from a beard and stuck in your finger. Usually caused from rubbing your beard and can be painful.

M: So how was your day?
B: Pretty rough, actually. Lots of boring meetings, and then I got a beard splinter.
M: You got a what?
B: A splinter in my finger. From my beard.

by leighstarfish October 15, 2011

Rizzly Bear

The one and only Christian is The Rizzly Bear. He has the most rizz out of anyone. He pulls baddies on the daily and loves a blizzard. Never in your life will you meet someone more handsome and just plain sexy than The Rizzly Bear. Girls throb when they hear his name. Rizzly Bear is just perfection.

I want The Rizzly Bear to give me kids right now, I just can't wait any longer.

by Rizzly Bear Jr. Jr. July 11, 2022

bearded clamshell

An Australian term for vagina

Oi Show us your bearded clamshell

by mt1 June 29, 2006

unemployment beard

This is what you have when you neglect shaving for a while, due to being unemployed.

Bob: That's a nice unemployment beard you've got growing there!

Joe: Yeah. I'll make sure and shave as soon as I can get an interview.

by gibberling October 13, 2007