bartanply

Pertaining to, one who leans or is leaning against a van of odd shape or disfiguration.

The dirty old man stopped to bartanply for only a second, before he was yelled at to get back to work.

by travis macdonald January 8, 2008

Beertastrophe

1) Any accident or act of terrorism/vandalism that results in the destruction of perfectly good beer.

2) A mishap in the homebrewing of beer that results in a ruined batch.

3) Any mass-produced crap-beer like Coors, Bud, Miller, Heineken, Guinness, etc.

Dude, sorry you dropped your twelver. That was a total beertastrophe.

by helamonster April 28, 2011

Mosley Bentai

Mosley Bentai is a frickin great place to drink

Mosley Bentai is fancy

by Digtasy April 4, 2019

bartard

when somebody becomes impaired (retarded) from eating too many zanex pills, or another over the counter drug

Chris is an absolute bartard!

by Jon Harding February 10, 2007

Bentai

Bentai is hentai or other animated pornographic images based solely off of the series Ben 10.

Haden: hey dude last night I totally fapped to some bentai.

by HadenELuna June 17, 2019

bertation

When someone messes up a sentence beyond recognition.

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by Thedarison March 7, 2011

bertation

Bertation is a resulting pattern of speech from a stroke victim or a person with a traumatic head injury. The speech is characterized by words and sentences which either make no sense or aren't words at all.

Example would be the report given by sereen branson at the 2011 grammies. She invented the word bertation during her speech malfunction reportedly caused by a "complex migraine"

by johnnybaaad March 6, 2011