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by bevels June 4, 2022
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Bagels

Bagels is the nickname for the absolutely insane, most wanted crackhead known as Bailee. She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet. If you aren't careful, she'll break into your house at night, eat your mac n cheese, steal your pets, and then murder you in your sleep.
You: Omg is that the lunatic Bagels? I've heard she's wanted for murder and arson in more than 6 countries.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen noodles.
by CrackheadGoose June 12, 2022
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begel

brad does begels to keep his balls firm
by XxuncoiledxX August 4, 2022
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Begel

Clenching and unclenching one's asshole to prevent prolapse
"Bro, an innie I must have, so begels I must do."
by eurmnnn June 10, 2023
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BEGEL

I'm doing begels right now!!!!
by killaj July 16, 2023
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Bagels

When someone is mooching hard, and they don’t care.
*when my brother (who has no job) leaves the party with as much food as he can fit in his hands*. I go to him and say, “Bro! Bagels.” or “Dude! Bagels much?”
by CowboyJak December 9, 2024
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sawdy bagels

Prescott: Yo', did you see Jalwan left?
Prepper: I did, sawdy bagels
by Maroon'n'Black April 3, 2009
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