begel 

A weird pronunciation of the word "bagel". Usually refers to the round breakfast food with the hole in the center.

"Could you pass me a begel?"

"You mean a bagel?"

begel by Michael D October 7, 2006

Begel 

A bagel with an egg cooked into the center of it. Essentially egg bread, but with a bagel.

Since, we only have bagels and eggs I'm going to make a begel for breakfast.

Begel by Optimus M February 21, 2020

Begel 

Similar to the vaginal excercise known as the “kegel”, the begel is an excercise performed by mans specifically for the anus also known as boy pussy.

Oh my daddy mark really wrecked my bussy last night, I’m gonna need to do my begels to get it ready for him again!

Begel by Binktender July 24, 2018

begel 

like Kegels but for your bunghole.

Phil knew he should do his begels before Rob came by for his visit.

begel by shilzy September 28, 2009

Begel 

The act of performing a butt kegel.

To help with the anxiety of going to prison, the man performed sets of begels on the bus.

Begel by TheOnlyBRB January 21, 2015

Begel 

The act of tightening the Butt hole by holding the Butt hole together often. Like a vagina Kegel.

Heidi needs to begel before she kills us with her egg white farts.

Begel by Prettypervs January 21, 2018

begel 

its like a kegel but for the balls

brad does begels to keep his balls firm

begel by XxuncoiledxX August 4, 2022