Your average, loyal, white, American Joe. He’ll be there for you. There’s nothing incredibly hot about his appearance, but still, he’s the kind of guy you’d want to be with.
When someone is mooching hard, and they don’tcare.
*when my brother (who has no job) leaves the party with as much food as he can fit in his hands*. I go to him and say, “Bro! Bagels.” or “Dude! Bagels much?”