clear beered

When someone adds hard alcohol to beer. Usually without the owner of the beer aware of the situation.

Ben: For some odd reason my beer tastes a lot like tequila.
Mike: That's because I clear beered you, bitch!!

by Ben Nordsven April 15, 2008

Beersexual

A person who can be convinced to perform physical and sexual acts with a person of the same sex only while drunk. Usually happens with females at parties, though guys are known to become beersexuals as well.

"Dude, Lucy was so smashed last night! did you see her with Crystal?"

"yeah man, those beersexuals really got into it!"

by Chillerx September 23, 2009

Beercing

Getting a piercing while you are drunk, more than likely regretting it later.

"Dude last night Matt and Darren were so drunk they both got Beercings on their butts!"

by Kean Fannin April 17, 2008

beertender

a bartender that works at a bar that does not serve liquor or mixed drinks.

Patron- "Can I get two shots of Tequila and two beers, please?"

Bartender- "Sorry sir, we only serve beer at this bar."

Patron to Friend- "We can't get shots, he's just a Beertender."

by TodiRow February 21, 2011

beercan sandwich

What a Jamaican calls a bacon sandwich

somebody make me a beercan sandwich, man

by ChuckkMcgee June 7, 2011

beerlemic

A person who has a tendency to consume copious amounts of beer... then purge it all out, usually in the crapper, gutter, mates car or down ones own front.

Don't bother buying Phill any drinks, he's Beerlemic. It'll end up going down the crapper.

by Baron Von Cabes November 29, 2006

Beerhead

A dude who's just fuckin' druunk all the time. Does drunk jocks things and looks stupid.

Yo that dude is such a beerhead, he drank a six pack for breakfast and is doing kegstands for lunch. Now he's trying to half-cab over that little kid. Fuckin' druuuunk!

by DibblyWibbly October 27, 2005