beefer

a beefer is a bald person, usually who is bald resulting from getting beefed, aka their hair getting ripped out by another person. originating on parx twitter, it has become a staple in some’s vocabularies

a: oh my god i met waterparks and awsten literally grabbed my hair and yanked it off of my scalp. i’m bleeding.
b: LMAO UR A BEEFER

by boingasmom August 26, 2021

beejork

someone who is obese asf, while also being a twink

like bro.... pick a struggle

Liam: I am a beejork
Adam: Yuck wtf you obese twin

by jane_joans September 9, 2021

Creepin Beepers

An overly exaggerated non-expletitive to express surprise or bewilderment purposefully to avoid swearing.

a)Whats in your underpants?

b) poop

a)Creepin Beepers!

by Mr magoo456435 September 25, 2010

Birdshit Beemer

When you have spent the money to get attention for your shiny black BMW and lots of birds come along and shit all over your hood like they ain't got nothing better to do.

See that car in the driveway? Yeah that's my Birdshit Beemer ! Enjoy!

by HighMaintenance68 May 22, 2016

Kimberly beever flowers

The most gorgeous wonderful person you'll ever meet in your life someone you will just want to be around can't help it can't stop it and don't know why.

Why don't you just go find yourself a Kimberly beever flowers

by KGemini88 December 4, 2022

cock'n'beemer

n. A young man in a particular brand of German-made automobile, compensating for his lack of phallic fortitude by driving like a dick.

"That cock'n'beemer nearly ran me off the road!"

by wheelhouse September 21, 2014

Hurdy ass beeter

The gratest bestt weponn/guhn nown to mane kinde

I murderderd dat Hyperion basterrd with me hurdy ass beeter

by Hurdy ass better September 29, 2020