Zesty Beaned

When you drown your balls in Thousand Island Dressing and dip it into someone's mouth.

Dude I totally Zesty Beaned your mom last night!

by Zesty.Beans December 7, 2016

dry beaned

When a dude has already ejaculated so many times that he just shoots a ghost load on you.

"Chad had already came five times that day so he just dry beaned me."

by Harry Fatazz January 2, 2018

todd beamer

The hero of September 11th 2001

When terrorists hijacked flight United Airlines Flight 93. Todd Beamer and his fellow passengers banded together and fought the hijackers for control of the plane. They crashed the plane into a field in Pennsylvania killing the hijackers and saving the lives of everyone at Flight 93s intended target. His last known words "Lets Roll!" has been widely used after 9/11

by BigShlongJohn October 1, 2019

beaner beamer

A Tijuana taxi type automobile preferred by Mexicans.Typically a mid to late 60's Chevy Impala with a flashy paint job,small wheels and tires,air bag suspension kits,and an interior tricked out in velvet,fake fur,and pom-pom fringe.

Look at that Sombrero head in his beaner beamer.

by wolfbait51 September 24, 2011

Jelly Beaned

When a girl puts her clit on a mans forehead (teabag but for girls)

I herd Amie jelly beaned Abby last night

by Jellybeanervageener August 16, 2021

Get Beaned

A common phrased yelled at one another when throwing beans at each other on Bean Day (November 28th)

*Runs through the darkness* "GET BEANED" *Throws beans at person*

by Gunsman73 November 28, 2017

Beaned

When something happens to a person you know that is slightly misfortunate.

If your roommate comes home to a dead fish in their fish bowl, he/she got "beaned" or "beaned on"

You would say, "oh shit! You just got BEANED ON!"

by MasterChefBean69 November 13, 2016