lava balling

when a man sits with his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.

edited because i don't know how to fix a typo*

lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating

by Magwaaf October 5, 2013

Blue Balling

1. A painful sensation felt when a man is constantly aroused without ejaculating or when ejaculating three or four times over a short period

2. The painful feeling of all your sperm fighting their way out of your penis, usually occurs when girl stops during sexual intercourse before the man ejaculates

1. Last night I was in the middle of banging Amy when her parents came in, I was blue balling for an hour after that.

2. Have you ever tried to wank off as many times as you could and until it hurts... that is blue balling

by Dick Ng January 29, 2009

Choco Balling

To launch small pieces of poo at unsuspecting friends.

Look! Twelly's asleep! lets give him a good Choco Balling!

by Lille 06 February 16, 2006

Kangaroo Balling

This is when after anal sex with a fellow lady friend, you insert your testicles in her anus.Letting it clamp up, and jumping like a kangaroo to get them out.

I kangaroo balled Christina last night, in the end both of us were crying.

by Will Benson February 21, 2004

dirt balling

When a man ejaculates inside his sexual partner's anus, and then sucks out his ejaculate along with any lingering feces. He then proceeds to make out with his partner, passing the semen and feces into aforementioned partner's mouth.

John: "How was your first date with Steve?"
Morgan: "It was totally awesome. We went out for Thai, and then he introduced me to dirt balling. I've never tasted shit before."

by SHREDDYvanhalen July 5, 2011

newton balling

When three or more willing homosexuals are having simultaneous anal intercourse(like so - >>>). The furthermost partys testicles swing away gaining momentum, swings back and hits the middle partys testicles, but due to the fact that the middle partys testicles are still in contact with the foremost partys testicles, it does not move but releases the energy into the foremost parties testicles swinging them forward, thus giving the "newtons cradle" effect.

Keith: Hey, have you seen that video online? its got the record for the most downloads in a single hour.
George: Nah what is it?
Keith: Its a video of Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, Tom Cruise and Vin Diesel Newton Balling
George:WHAT THE F$#K!!

by testy365 July 2, 2009

Brown Balling

The act of farting whilst staring in anothers eyes.

Extreme brown balling may be achieved through getting close to someones face and staring at them until they awake. Then letting rip.

Man 1: She pissed me off, how can I get her back?
Man 2: Brown balling her. Its the only way!

by Queen of Ottershaw February 9, 2013