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Poetry Basics

Poetry is simple, i will break it down in 3 parts, the opening , the middle and last and probably least the ending. The opening is arguably the most important part as here you are able to show how truly white and privileged you are so you attract all the 40 year old women reading your work and make them think that your bullshit is very deep and is so emotionally dense. Start with something like "And I therefore I am so" or " Because I could not stop for Death" or something that makes absolutely no sense is nowadays common English but people insist on writing like this to make the readers life more difficult. The middle part of your poem is important too, you should just take the scenario of your favourite porn films and use high level vocabulary to express your self so that the readers (mainly 40 year old white women) will think its peak romance. The ending is useless as no one is going to finish your poem, any potential non 40 year old white woman will have left by now or slept, and only the most elite of white 40 year old women are able to sustain as such, just write about some how the male of your romantic poem died or something I really don't care
Poem: "And I i will so be it in Rome I will suck you off Petrissa"
Whitest of women: "This is the best poetry I have ever witnessed, Poetry Basics really helped me appreciate this art more"
by ShitsJustAJoke November 30, 2020
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Food Basics

A grocery store in Welland, Ontario, Canada. It is located on Thorald Rd. and is the largest outdoor hotbox. When one feels the need to smoke marijuana, they usually venture here to do it.
I need to find someone to match up with, I'll go behind Food Basics. Someone's always there.
by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005
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back to basics

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(Expression)

1. A good and generally correct manner of existing.

2. Revisiting the most fundamental held values, more specifically honesty with oneself, and with others.
1. Sharon is fake as hell, she's definitely not bringing it back to basics.

2. That bitch was so fucking rude, so I'm gonna bring it back to basics and let her know I'm not dealing with her shit
by ass moe January 4, 2021
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Back to Basics

1) A return to previously held values of decency.

2) If you talk about getting back to basics, you are suggesting that people have become too concerned with complicated details or new theories, and that they should concentrate on simple, important ideas or activities.

3) brass tacks (informal) core, essentials, facts, fundamentals, hard facts, necessaries, nitty-gritty (informal) nuts and bolts (informal) practicalities, principles, rudiments
After knee surgery Lisa had a long road BACK TO BASICS, her recovery and healing not only her injury but her state of mind. She's finally herself again.
by D. all of the above December 10, 2011
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Waifu Basics

A very horrific video clip. It starts with a young Japanese lady being invited into her boyfriend's apartment for lunch while the narrator tells the viewer what it means to be a good girlfriend. She enters the apartment and the narrator tells us that the boyfriend's name is Hiro. Hiro has prepared stir fry for the two of them to eat for lunch. When they sit down at the table to eat it, the lady then vomits multiple times into the bowl, covering the stir fry in vomit. Hiro is completely unfazed by this and seems rather fine that his lunch just got totally ruined. The two then go to the couch and she proceeds to kiss him. While she's kissing him, she vomits several times again and covers his entire face with vomit and pukes down his mouth. The video then ends with him choking on her vomit. Very nasty; guaranteed to make you throw up your breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next week or two.
Person 1: Hey man, have you seen this video "Waifu Basics"?

Person 2: No I haven't, it seems promising though since it doesn't seem to be one of those messed up shock films you showed me earlier.

*Shows him the video*

Person 2: I'm gonna go throw up like I've never thrown up before; thanks.
by Runt18 May 6, 2018
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Gibbons Basics

A group of adolescent females who attend Cardinal Gibbons High School and conform to mainstream society's morals, values, and lingo. These girls partake in the same stereotypical activities together which include but are not limited to; coming to school every morning with abstract iced coffee drinks from Starbucks, wearing Vera Bradley handbags, excessive "rolling" of shorts that are much to small for them, use of the phrase "but actually", pretending to be intoxicated after consumption of little to no alcohol, and attending country concerts every weekend while wearing camo apparel because they think they are so "country." Symptoms of basicness also include unhealthy obsessions with Michael Kors, Tory Burch, llamas, Taylor Swift, and spandex.
"Hey dude check out those fine babes, they're pretty good looking lets go talk to them."

"Nah man, look at their iced coffee and spandex, those are some grade A Gibbons basics."
by S_Petro March 7, 2013
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Briggsy Basics

The art of fertilizing a man's inner abdomen.
Arty twat: Ooh look at me, I'm bent and I'm an expert in Briggsy Basics.
by Kev's jap's-eye September 18, 2006
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