beaver basher

the male genitalia. a cock

I hit your mother in the face with my BEAVER BASHER!

Your sister tried to eat my beaver basher

by harry ball February 11, 2008

Bachelor Clean

1. A state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. It is generally acceptable to other heterosexual men, but fails to meet female standards.

2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.

James: Wow Ed, you clean up your place?

Ed: Yep.

Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.

Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.

Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009

stem basher

someone who enjoys practicing the erotic arts in solitude (masterbating)

you stem basher!

by Cupernicus November 8, 2002

bachelor steps

An artificially inflated number of "steps", commonly acquired by single men wearing a fitness tracker/smart watch on their wank hand.

"What are you getting up to tonight?"

"Well, I was going to go for a walk...but I think I'll just stay home, get a few thousand bachelor steps in, and watch some Netflix"

by Eff Dee Emm September 26, 2017

geo bachelor

A married military member separated from their spouse, often for the length of their tour.

Rodger is a Geo Bachelor while he's stationed in Hawaii and his wife is back home.

by TheGirlNextDoor808 October 13, 2013

Booty basher

An act in which one bashes the booty

Yo Steve! You see that chick over there??
I sure would like to be her Booty Basher!!

by BeardedBastard July 30, 2018

Label Basher

Derogatory New Zealandish term for someone who only wears branded clothes, such as Starter Jackets, Stussy T-shirts, New Era hats and Reebok pumps.

A label basher would rather wear fake branded clothes than be seen in something from The Warehouse.

Aw Manu how did you afford those Rollerblades au? What a label basher!

by reason1892 May 31, 2019