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Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.
Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"
by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023
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glargle flarg barg

A type of alien saying derived from Rick and Morty's garblovians.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what's up?
Guy 2: Glargle flarg barg!
by Big Brained Individual June 6, 2023
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Chad Barging

Two or more extremely attractive guys who are at a minimum 7.5 out of 10. In this scenario, there are no token sub-5's or guys who pass with just their personality. This concept has risen in popularity in the 2020's with the rise of mog culture.

Chad Barging is pretty easy to spot. They command whatever room they're in without trying. Women are instantly drawn to them, and nobody disagrees that they're a group of panty droppers. Men are split with Chad Barging as they will either respect and aspire to be like them or show pure hatred and disdain for them. Other men instantly might call them the G word because they have no other insults.

Picture it, a crowded gym at 7:30 PM. The sudden scent of Axe, peripherally chiseled chins, manicured flowy hair, and West Coast bro accents draws your attention. One of them is surely wearing crocks but nobody calls him out because he's sort of untouchable. They know they're hot and don't mind being noisy, though if they accidentally run into someone they pardon themselves with a "my bad, bro". They closely choose their circle because they, too, can be easily mogged. So they make it all about aesthetic. Taking their shirts off and all flexing in front of the mirror mid-workout is an essential part of Chad Barging. This takes place in the locker room, or even right out on the floor.

They know they peak before 30 so they live it up and party hard.
Man. Look at that those guys Chad Barging. They can get any girl they want. Should I approach and ask them their secrets? Let's begin mewing right away.

Daisy, don't be obvious, but there's some serious Chad Barging going on at the juice bar. Love the blonde one, I wonder what his IG is. OMG stop me!

Brodee, your cheekbones are looking stellar - you must be on a kickass diet. Come Chad Barge with us.

You missed a wild night out last night bro. Branson and Coby met us at Binky's and we did a total Chad Barge! It was fire! Hoes couldn't keep their eyes off us. Hope you can make it next time!
by ChadElk88 May 20, 2025
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bargaly barg

used by the YouTuber D'Aydrian Harding (AKA DH) to describe absolutely nothing just a word of expression.
*dunks basketball * Bargaly Barg
by D'Aydrian Harding fan!!❤️ January 17, 2024
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Barg

Slang from the game Graveyard Keepers meaning “dig”.
by ChristanMother27 August 22, 2024
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Barg Yarg Inard

when a young jit pulls up speaking a different lingo and he aint richard smoove wit it cuzzo ong
Girl: wanna sex
Boy: barg yarg inard my brotha
Girl: I wish you died in '84
by ilikeminors May 1, 2022
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Bargs

Something that is a bargain.
OMG have you seen the price of those shoes? Hashtag bargs!
by xanaduflipper February 22, 2021
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