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Babies

A common side effect of shady hotels and prom night, Babies are one of the most common forms of Sexualy Transmitied Byproducts. Other common STB’s include but are not limited too: Sticky fingers, smegma, the condition known as pizza-delivery-related-trauma, running out of shampoo, an aroma of old tuna, the walk of shame, the walk of fame, sleeping on the wet patch, clean pipes, grilled cheese, and lastly, waking-up-too-someone-who- definitely-isn't-who-you-were-looking-at-last-night-(maybe). Note that these are common STB’s of first, second, third base as well as The Homerun. For more information on the STB’s of acts such as The Backdoor, Dirty Sanchez, Arizona Top Hat, Covert Cherry Picker, The Not-So-Solid-Snake or anything related to blow-up sea creatures, please ask your parents.

Babies, being a common STB, are an important condition to learn about due to the fact that they can and will ruin your life. There are many ways to prevent babies such as: Male condoms, female condoms, hundreds of proven forms of female birth control, the one experimental form of male birth control, bleach, and lastly, guilt.

Remember to talk to your doctor about the dangers of Babies as well as other forms of STB’s
"HOLY SHIT BRENDA, WHAT IS THAT CRAWLING OUT OF YOU?!?!?!?!"
"Oh that? I Caught Babies about 6 months ago..."
by Yo boy, Stevo February 27, 2017
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Killing Babies

Slang for jerking off.
Killing off thousands of possible babies.
Ill be right back, I have to go kill some babies.

Hes in the bathroom Killing Babies.
by KILLKEV March 10, 2005
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Barbie butt

Nickname given to people's butts who have had to have a proctectomy and their butt sewn up due to parts or all of the large bowel being removed. Normally because of Bowel diseases or cancer. It's called this because it looks like and is as useful as a barbie dolls butt.
I've got a barbie butt now
by Chronie September 4, 2016
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National kick Babies day

Every 11th of January you maybe kick any baby without getting arrested
It's National kick Babies day
Approach the baby kick the baby, baby goes '' ahhhh''.
by D3n1ss January 2, 2021
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d1 babies

when two absolute units decide to have kids in the idea that they will be superior athletically
That female 5’11” and i’m tryna have d1 babies with her
by CoochieObtainer November 19, 2019
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Bone Marrow Babies

A bone marrow baby is when "alt girls" or "kam girls" use their bone marrow to make a baby.

how long can they survive?
Answer: not even one week and he/she/alien gone

What do they look like?
Answer: imagine a human with 5 eyes, 9 arms and 1 leg with 4 tongues
the mom: Hey! Say mommy.. say mommy....
the baby: &@^$9284&@(@*/2(@93&55*
the mom: oh sweetie you will learn more words 🥰
the baby: €✓¥´×€{₩`ו€¥`02848
*after 4 days*
mom: *screams* WHY DID HE DIE?!

some guy: bone marrow babies am i right? 😂
by Prax1s October 18, 2020
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Barbie

Hiya, Barbie
Hi, Ken
Do you want to go for a ride?
Sure, Ken
Jump in
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours" (ooh, oh)
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours"
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours"
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
Barbie is a doll.
by :D iamyt October 24, 2020
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