Balanitis

n. Bacterial, viral, or fungal inflammation of the head of the penis. Can also be caused by cleaning the penis too often. 7.6 cases per 100 men at risk in circumcised men and 14.4 cases per 100 men at risk among uncircumcised men. Most of the time, circumcision or a carbon dioxide laser are the preferred methods of treatment. One can avoid circumcision if treated with the Er:YAG laser in most cases.

This man has balanitis because he washed his penis too often with harsh soaps.

by urologistdude September 2, 2009

Old Man New Balance

Any 990 and up variation of New Balance running shoes, esp. the 992 or 993 models.

Man that dude was rockin' some Old Man New Balance shoes.

by AstuteLegalScholar August 30, 2014

batwang

An active male organ
dick prick hardon cock rod

He spent the afternoon passing her the batwang.

by Leothejack August 14, 2010

fair and balanced

The slogan for FOX news. Often means "not one sided or biased" But Fox new is primarly a conservative asshole network, so i guess it doesnt really apply here.

Hey Jon, let's see how many times this douche bag Bill O'reilly says "Fair and Balanced" in a five minute period.

by PerceptionGuitarist May 27, 2004

bawan

A young male who likes big tits.

You are such a bawan, you talk about breasts a lot.

by Jakestol69 April 23, 2019

Balanced White Man

Balanced White Man is an Internet personality frequently found on Worldstar dispelling fallacious arguments and reconstructing long held, but ultimately false concepts.

Balanced White Man isn’t affiliated with any organization but has many ties with gang members, most notably: Truth, Scotty Toad, SomaliSomali.

Balanced White Man is recognizable due to his distinct Carl Jung avatar.

Balanced White Man is credited with coining the term Afropean which is a portmanteau of a person of African & European heritage.

Balanced White Man doesn’t tolerate ignorance.

by Balanced White Man November 23, 2019

badwang

an offensive penis

Dorothy: Anthony Weiner just tweeted a picture to me.
Veronica: Is that a penis? It's offending me.
Dorothy: Yeah, what a badwang.

by roboticus maximus June 14, 2011