ballswich

Anything involving two pieces of bread with testicles in the center.

Bill came home from work and suggested that his wife Mandy (who hadn't made dinner) should have a ballswich.

I think Jim from work always has a sour look on his face from eating too much ballswich.

by Capn Ballswich February 21, 2011

Ballatastic

is to be a balla and looking fantastic.

yo i am {ballatastic}

by Tony X. Flores April 29, 2008

ballstacio

A common term used to describe somebody who has a mustache on their ballsack. It is a birth defect and it can not be fixed with surgery.

Person 1: "what is this mustache on my balls?"

Person 2: "certainly it is a ballstacio"

Person 1:"certainly"

by apieceofshit April 21, 2011

Ballistic

1. Of or relating to the trajectory of projectiles, their motion and/or effects. Used in circuses by clowns to properly gauge and define accurate custard pie throwing. Although rarely heard, ballistics are all around us. When we throw a broken bottle into the face of a policeman, we unconsciously use our acquired knowledge of ballistics to work out exactly how hard and high the throw must be to really mess up the bitch.

2. To be incredibly angry. See also furious and apeshit.

2. "Aw, I knew I shouldn't have thrown that bottle. Dad's gonna go ballistic when he finds out how much the bail is."

by Coaldrone January 24, 2004

anal ballistic

To become so enraged that excrement is shot from the anus at speeds where by it becomes subject to the laws of exterior ballistics

"John was extreamly angry, on the verge of going anal ballistic I reckon"

by Megalon3k September 7, 2007

Ballast

A derogatory name given to a person who is withholding a comment/skill/resource in order to purposefully change the atmosphere in which he is residing by then revealing the sandbagged item.

A person who is a Ballast is one who pretends to have no Snickers when asked, but really does and is just waiting to lower the general mood of his surroundings with the no, then appear bring the mood that much higher when the hidden Snickers have been revealed.

by Crafty Madhes November 17, 2010

ballstache

When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.

While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.

by Stiffboy May 8, 2005