Beverlyn

Beverlyn is a very honest girl who loves math. She is scarily smart and will not except grades under 100%. Beverlyn is very innocent (but we love it) and very curious, leading her to sometimes ask some questionable things. Beverlyn gets excited at the little things in life and lights up a dark room. Did I mention she’s loves math? She loves math.

“Who the hell got 99% on this Calculus test!?”
“That’s Beverlyn, and she’s mad because it wasn’t 100”

by schneedle December 6, 2021

Chip Bleeder

Someone who is loosing badly in a game of poker

Paddy is a chip bleeder, he's been bleeding chips all night!

by BatGlenn January 5, 2009

Bieber-Bleeder

Anyone who cut themselves because of Justin Bieber's pot incident

Justin Bieber's fans are all Bieber-Bleeders now, because he smoked pot

by JazzyMatrix January 8, 2013

Pig bleed

It is a man period when a guy gets butt fucked so hard he starts to bleed

Person 1 “ I fucked him so hard he got a pig bleed”
Person 2 “ damn that hard?”

by Fillip mahole November 7, 2021

spit or bleed

When you've got a real good pump going on, but the friction level starts to rise and you're faced with a difficult choice spit or bleed. Do you stop the fap to lube up or do you continue on and bleed. The choice is yours.

I was tuggin' er real hard last night and was bout to squirt when it got a little dry. So I had to decide whether to spit or bleed. I chose bleed. It hurt real bad, but I swear I hit the ceiling.

by Analyzer May 26, 2014

Run a Bleeder

That unfortunate time when you just don't have a tampon. A reference to Kiran Gandi, who ran the London Marathon without a tampon to make a statement for women without access to sanitary products.

I got my period and realized I was totally out of tampons so I had to run a bleeder over to Walgreens.

by RHOPV September 15, 2015

squirrel's got a nose bleed

Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................

Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?

Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.

by Baloolabel May 1, 2011