Office Big Bertha

this is the guy that only steps up to the plate when there's little to no risk, nothing on the line and he can just swign away ... typically you'll see him make the call on one of those "win-win" situations.

Jackson: No surprise there, Michelle making the call to go with the Weaver contract... the Norwood contract would have put us all out of business in a week.
Murphy: Well, she is the office big bertha!

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

Tony and Bertha

A couple that has been together so long it makes no sense for them to split up even though they argue all the time and their kids are more responsible then they are.

At a party the other night and an 18 year old kid walks in and starts yelling at his parents because they stole the keys to his car. He asked the parents why and he said I know why because both of your vehicles have a breathalyzer test hooked to the ignition, they pulled a real Tony and Bertha.

by RNKMXN February 2, 2020

BerthaJo

Term to describe a down home hillbilly gal. Usually seen wearing stretch pants and carrying a tall boy heading to the bingo parlor.

There goes a BerthaJo, lacruing to the bingo hall in her lime green stretch pants with a beer in a cozy.

by Dwejj September 26, 2018

berkhamsted

A lovely market town in Hertfordshire. Known as 'berko'. Once you go there, you WON'T go back. You won't be able to afford the houses there unless you're made of money. Mainly for the middle and upper class, forget new look, there's waitrose and muse! If you've lived there as a child, it'll always be your home. Also has good places to eat, don't get too attached to the homely presence of the town though, especially the berko boys.

let's go to berkhamsted and go to waitrose

by lakdfjid January 11, 2014

berthanette

berthanette is a scary old grouch. run away from her as fast as you can. she lives somewhere in the german mountains.

person 1: something is coming towards us!! it looks like a boulder.

person 2: no, it’s berthanette!!! RUN!!

by the 4 babes June 12, 2019

wide berth

To avoid something / someone. Steer clear or shun. Originally nautical term.

I've been giving her a wide berth since Friday night.

by weeCALIgreenBum December 21, 2013