Big BOAT

Stands For: Biggest Baller Of All Time

Figuratively

Friend 1: "That dude is the Big BOAT he got with a hot chick last night."

Friend 2: "Na man I am the Big BOAT I got with 2 babes at the same time last night!"

Friend 1: "True. True."

by BBOAT April 9, 2011

Boat Owner

1. someone who takes life too seriously.

2. someone who gets frustrated about stupid things.

3. someone who strays from the path of easy living.

1. "go fag it up with the rest of the boat owners"

2. "stop being such an uptight boat owner"

by Th_e_Ma_n May 13, 2009

Pontoon Boat

A motorboat, but in between the butt cheeks instead of the boobs.

Did you see Jack Pontoon Boat that stripper last night? He got his face right up in those butt cheeks.

by MooseMan5 September 17, 2010

bloatation

The effect caused by too many carbohydrates or lack of whole grain oils; the opposite of "ripped"

I yam suffering from bloatation today.........my skin looks like a melted candle!

by wallymarshall September 6, 2003

U-bend U-boat

A turd that is submerged in the U-bend of the toilet like the german submarines (U-boats) used to hide beneath the surface of the sea. 9 out of 10 U-bend U-boats are unflushable in the average toilet.

For fucks sake, that U-bend U-boat just won't flush! Pass me the bog brush Dave, it turd bustin' time!

by MSN NINJA April 19, 2009

Boatlick

A phrase used by the internet sensation Elisocray, a 25 year YouTuber who has gained 1.73 million subscribers in the past 8 years.

Imposter: “Well I’m getting ready to hit this boatlick! I have a heist, I have to wrap this ship tonight!”

by zeros4 March 28, 2021

bloaterface

British slang for an overweight person. This can also be used when describing a swell to the face. Is often used as an insult. Most probably derives from the puffer fish 'Bloat' from finding nemo. Then again, probably not.

Man- Dude, look at him - he's piled on the pounds.
Man- Yeah, what a bloaterface.

Woman1- I ate some shellfish and now I have a bloaterface.
Woman2- You had a bloaterface anyway you fat cow.

by Faye S June 13, 2007