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Conflict Avoider

Somebody, (typically a female, but in rare cases a "homophobe" male) who is so terrified of conflict and desiring of consensus, that they can't say anything that might result in someone thinking negatively about them. Their fear of saying “no” regardless of the truth results in a “life in the closet” and the constant stress of whether they should venture out or continue to live with the internal unrest. Conflict avoiders often times seek a weekly haven, typically religious but occasionally male bonding activities, where they don’t have worry that they might lose a vote if they say something insensitive.
Rick: “Hey Jeff, I don’t feel like spending my own money on tickets to the game – can I have yours?”

Jeff: “Oh sure Rick, you can have one of mine and don’t worry about the money, I’m sure you’re good for $1000 and will pay me back when you can”.

Rick: “Yeah, sure, call the office, and I said I wanted “tickets” as in 4, you dipshit”.

Jeff: “No problem Rick, I really didn’t want to go anyway and my wife would really enjoy me spending the day at home”.

Rick: "what a pussy that "conflict avoider" is. The dipshit just gave me 4 tickets to the game and he can get in line behind the other dummies I'm never paying back."
by majord01 October 15, 2009
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awoid

A common mispronunciation if the word avoid.
Indra: Let’s leave early to awoid traffic.
by WreLaxCliff December 5, 2017
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avoided

Forborne, ignored.

Most commonly used in situations where one is being distracted or being concentrated, and the other thinks that guy is avoiding them.
As a verb, it is a abbreviation of the word avoid.
That person is being avoided. Please help them out.
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Adoidudu

Ir could be used in a childish cute way but it’s usually used towards someone who’s slow and can’t process things correctly it’s used as a phrase against those who’re sped...(Both ways are tolerable)
Wait what were we talking about?

About the plans next week ADOIDUDU
by Daddy yo slay (; March 10, 2019
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Axodus

Bible study with animal carcasses and hydro flasks
Who’s down to axodus with some llamas with me tonight?
by KyankiKtor October 6, 2019
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Akoidan

A beautiful person with a kind soul and knows what's best for the person they love. Akoidan will love intensely and purely to the point it can be too much sometimes on the person that's on the receiving end but it is how an Akoidan love. Akoidan also has tons of amazing stories to tell and you would never get bored when you meet them. In general Akoidan is an amazing person as a whole
I love Akoidan cause he's an angel!
Akoidan is so handsome
That story that Akoidan told was so interesting
by Wadzefug January 30, 2020
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axcident

What da Tin Woodman had a number of when he was a regular flesh-and-bone dude, and which resulted in da subsequent metallic status of his physique.
I don't have very good balance or hand-eye coordination, so to avoid axcidents, I always just stick to bow-saws when cutting firewood or otherwise working with trees.
by QuacksO April 14, 2020
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