authenticality

level of authenticity

"I made up this phrase and would like to check it's AUTHENTICALITY."

by maristine March 21, 2009

authentititty

not false, or imitation, as related to a pair of titties.

Bro1: Those tits are totally fake.
Bro2: No way, I checked them for authentititty last night, and they are real.

by T.J.O'Pootertoot March 27, 2012

Simp-athetic

When a simp feels bad for you just to fuck you

Girl: "I broke my ankle today."
Simp: "Oh my god I hope it gets better."
Girl: "Thanks!"
Simp: "Ok lets fuck now"
Girl's friend: "Begone S I M P"
Girl's friend: "He's just being simp-athetic

by Angery Goomba Except not February 29, 2020

Authenticating

One of the cruelest punishments ever bestowed upon man to this day.

Oh my, it seems the server has crashed. I'd better log back in as quick as possible. *Authenticating* .. what..? *Cancel* ... *Authenticating* .. how is this possible? Well, it should work the third time. After all, that 'is' the charm. *Cancel* ... *Authenticating* .. WHAT?! What foul fate is this?! *Emocut*

by Taurenfaggot June 21, 2006

Authenticious

Authentic and suspicious at the same time.

The girl said she wanted to craft an image that was both occult and obscure at the same time, which would seem authenticious and mysterious to her fans.

by Solid Mantis April 5, 2020

authenticitude

Refers to the teen belief that authenticity is an attitude more than a reality. (From the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Jan 10 2007)

"I know that homeboy's buying a fake Coach purse for his bitch, 'cause he's cheap and he knows she'll still flaunt it due to her authenticitude."

by Rick W January 14, 2007

authenticlosal

knowing full well (thru analysis) the nature of the beast.

or namaste propaganda diving-board!

you can authenticlosal!

are we going to authenticlosal?

by spot weld May 6, 2009