Assbonging

Like a beer bong, but in the ass.

He died assbonging an entire six can of beer.

by Hamstown April 22, 2017

Britney Anslow

Everyone knows a Britney Anslow! Britney Anslow is a hoe

Sophie jones is so Britney Anslow

by FishOrangeTastebud June 3, 2020

assclown

Someone who repeatedly makes an ass out of themselves to the point that others find it laughable. They are usually the last to realize how moronic they sound when they are trying to sound intelligent.

See "Jimmy Kimmel"

Jimmy Kimmel is an assclown.

by 24realdoe May 23, 2018

assalope

Someone who is 100% ASS and goes around "prancing" as such

That Jill is SUCH an ASSALOPE! Just look at her a prancing around!

by Brad Albert November 5, 2005

assclown

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a low-IQ individual who emits a constant stream of BS comments, infuriates every one with his pathological lying and narcissism, and blithely unaware that every sane person in the whole-wide-world hates him for this ... he is a total assclown!

by Eppypotamus June 2, 2019

Assloaf

Bodily waste discharged through the anus during defecation; excrement. I. E. the solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels.

Assloaf is also commonly used as an insult to the incompetent and idiodic.

Jimmy, will you excuse me? I must go pinch an assloaf.

Matt, why did you leave the MVP Baseball 2005 on all night and not save it, You fucking assloaf?

by Tophizzle April 16, 2005

assboy

a boy who is a fucker . he tends to think he da shit , and is . but whaatever, ppl like him alot , and assboys also make friends with sackboys . assboys may also get fucked up there hairy ass for ten dollars a pop .

haneeda: did you see that jerk

kendeesha: hell yeahhh nikka

haneeda: hes a total assboy

:)

by shhhhhh it a fuckn secret November 25, 2009