Assad

Assad is a male human being is completely obsessed with Apple related products, the only drink that he will drink is Mango juice

Person 1: Dude, you seen the new iPad 2
Person 2: The what?
Person 1: The iPad 2, you've never heard of it before?
Person 2: Haven't they just released the original iPad?
Person 1: Yeah, but they wanna make money
Person 2: Fair shout, you know anyone who is gonna get one?
Person 1: Yeah, Assad said he's gonna wait outside the nearest Apple store until it opens just to get one
Person 2: Sweet! I love Assad, what a dude
Person 1: He's so obsessed with Apple, he's got a Mac, an iPhone, iPod and the original iPad

by Percy297 March 22, 2011

assident

an accident involving one or more people being an ass

This guy was tailgating me for miles, it's no surprise we got into an assident.

by Ryan Taurant September 22, 2009

assident

When you wipe your ass and accidently touch your dirty anus with your finger(s).

Harold wasn't paying attention in the bathroom and had an assident.

by Michael L. Johnson March 30, 2004

Bashar al-Assad

The current dictator president of Syria. Elected over and over again with 99.99% votes even though 70% of the population hates him. Directly caused the death and displacement of tens of millions of innocent families. If you talk ill of him once, you'll be found dead the next day, or get jailed up years without anyone knowing where you went. Perfect example of a corrupt sociopath dictator.

Bashar al-Assad will burn in Hell.

by Siin August 15, 2016

Assid

A dumb stupid bitch who is always depressed and lonely.

omg,she is such a assid.she probably does it for attention.

by Randomname6 June 6, 2020

Assid

Diarrhea that burns so badly that it feels as though you've shat out a chemistry experiment.

I found out about my gastroenteritis through the trial-by-fire that is assid.

by AgentColdShadow August 26, 2018

asswidget

A comeback name for someone who is being a dick.

What the fuck Tom? You're an ASSWIDGET!

by wings of wax July 28, 2011