Asposed

1 - A young child's version of "supposed".

2 - A better way to say it.

"But... Mama... you weren't asposed to do that!"

by Rejoice247 February 21, 2012

bloody asparagus

When a female quiefswhile on her period and her tampon blows out.

that hoe just quiefed! look at that bloody asparagus hanging out

by Halfbreed753 April 6, 2011

Aspisstuation Station

A urinal, a restroom, an aspisstuary

"I'm apisstuated, therefore I'm going to go the aspisstuation station."

by ArKiver January 12, 2008

Asparapiss

The bad-smelling piss which occurs after eating asparagus

Dude, I just had the worst asparapiss ever

by Faakin Soi August 16, 2009

asparagus dicks

The act of tying dicks together with a rubber band to resemble a bundle of asparagus.

asparagus dicks, figure it out

by SpitOnMyDIK May 20, 2015

Assasaurus

A gay dinosaur.

The paleontologist unearthed a fossilized bone in the rectum of a dinosaur and realized he had discovered an Assasaurus

by Hogindas August 1, 2015

asasdf

a mindless jumble of letters applied when one is bored or the hand becomes spontaneously spasticated enough to mash into the keyboard mindlessly for half a second.

hmmm, I'm bored...

asasdf wmf quseh!!

good point.

by Sinner2000 November 15, 2004