I’m trying to study in the library but these asshalves keep going on and on about which protein shakes make your nuts bigger.
They could t change a lightbulb to save their lives Even if this asshalf and that asshalf put their minds together.
They could t change a lightbulb to save their lives Even if this asshalf and that asshalf put their minds together.
by Saint.Grand September 30, 2019
Get the Asshalf mug.What's beautiful, goofy, highly intelligent and an absolute wonderful mother deserving of an actual trophy for being mother of the year... that's Ashala. Some won't understand her but once she's in your life, you never want her to go anywhere. She's an incredible friend and an even more incredible listener. She will mess around and make you want to be the best version of yourself so if you're not ready to be a better person... then Ashala isn't for you. She's been a blessing and I'm praying that I can experience her in her full capacity. SHE'S THAT WONDERFUL.
Ashala is the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be... except when she plays soccer. Just kidding.
by Actknowledge December 16, 2020
Get the Ashala mug.She is someone who's always been in the middle of chaos and uncertainty but still keeps on going. She doesn't know what the future holds or what is she doing now would turns out to but she believes that one day, everything will be worth it.
She's the one who will keep on fighting and striving. Like a star, she knew that burning and the dark sky is important to make her shine.
She's the one who will keep on fighting and striving. Like a star, she knew that burning and the dark sky is important to make her shine.
Asthala is a star.
by yumiss. June 7, 2021
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Get the Asphalt 8: Airborne mug.The way to describe a girl who has heavenly curves that are twice as thick as the normal girl and her intellect is too which can lead to misleading her into some pleasureful activities for both parties. (Arizona and some other states have thicker amounts of asphalt on their roads due to high temperatures.)
Darrin: The new girl at work is something else. She's round in all the right places! She's an all-a-round girl!
Bob: Oh, you mean Shandi? She sure gets my attention!
Darrin: Yep. Mang! I'd like to spend some time alone with her.
Andy: I've talked to her a few times. She's dumb. I think I could talk her into doing some things. Wonderful things!
Darrin: So, you're telling me she's as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick?
Andy: Being from Needles, I can firmly state that to be true!
Bob: Oh, you mean Shandi? She sure gets my attention!
Darrin: Yep. Mang! I'd like to spend some time alone with her.
Andy: I've talked to her a few times. She's dumb. I think I could talk her into doing some things. Wonderful things!
Darrin: So, you're telling me she's as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick?
Andy: Being from Needles, I can firmly state that to be true!
by von groovy June 20, 2017
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