chefs arse

Medical condition to describe the horrific chafing of the butt cheeks caused by long hard shifts in a hot sweaty environment. Is often exacerbated by tagnuts, winnets or dangleberries . Although there is no cure for this dreadfull ailment, many chefs I know swear by cornflour, well known for its high starch content. Some shave their asses to lessen the pain, others smear vaseline between the cheeks to lessen the friction, but the real masochists slather their ass in witchhazel upon the onset of symptoms

Chef's temper got worse during service as a dose of chefs arse played havoc in his kecks.

by grazza September 23, 2007

arse in his hand

To be in a bad mood, to be pissed off about something.

"He's back! - and this time he's got his arse in his hand" - advertising poster for Terminator 3.

by Gulpnu August 16, 2012

arse child

When a child is born, not of a man and a woman, but of a man and a man. Birthing takes place through the anus, and the child is thus referred to as an 'arse child'.

Oliver Richardson is an arse child of Mad Malcolm

by Will Smallwood and his dad March 7, 2014

Tube Arse

The feeling you get after riding the tube or subway where you are walking round and you feel the need to wipe your arse because of a build up of sweat and moist bum dirt seepage. Often a safety wipe is recommended and the victim may leave behind a pale speck of bright brown tube arse.

"hey man, why are you walking so weird?"
"I have a bad case of tube arse i picked up on the way home from work, I better be safe with a safety wipe, have a date tonight"

by tubearse91 October 17, 2011

Can't be arsed

Idiom:

To be seriously demotivated.
To be disinclined to get off one's arse.
To be unwilling to do something.

I just can't be arsed

by Alex January 9, 2004

Arse Hair Demon

Alternate spelling, "Arse-hair demon": An extremely small, gnome-like creature, with powers of invisibility, who sneaks up on unwary victims, and gives their perianal hair a sharp tug, causing them to shriek, and/or leap skyward, for no outwardly perceptible reason.

Ariel and Deanna were enjoying high tea with the Queen, when HRH suddenly gave a sharp yelp, and leapt from her seat. Royal Guardsmen rushed towards the table, but Her Majesty waved them off, stating, "Bugger off, ya sods, 'twas merely a wee arse hair demon, ticklin' me hindparts."

by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner, April 22, 2006

arse like a fresh bullet wound

The result of having an incredibly hot curry the night before.

Waking up with an arse like a fresh bullet wound

by grandslam90 January 12, 2009