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Man1: Dude, I was with a Shane van Alstyne last night. He was so good
Man2: I can tell because of how sore you look.
Man2: I can tell because of how sore you look.
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1) - An anomaly, never matched or met, searching for enlightenment.
2) - Good looking, charming, intelligent.
3) - An American Poet, with excellent writing style and peculiar lyricism.
1) - An anomaly, never matched or met, searching for enlightenment.
2) - Good looking, charming, intelligent.
3) - An American Poet, with excellent writing style and peculiar lyricism.
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Get the astonishment mug.auston is a duche bag , who uses girls just for the hell of it. and loves to be in toxic relationships with girls who are down right fugly. and all he does is break girls hearts.
“yeah that auston dude I heard he broke that girls heart last week and is back with his cheating ex”
by i.know.im.right July 23, 2020
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