Alonsident

Alonsident: Word to describe a human being as not good looking. Comes from Marcos Alonso crashing his car, so the person described to have had an Alonsident looks like their face has been ruined in an accident

eg. This person is so ugly, I think they've had an alonsident

by doe2005 October 12, 2021

alfonso

fucking handsome has a giant horse cock and will fuck any bitch in sight

look its that nigga alfonso

by user7172888827661 November 21, 2021

Alfonso

sweet, loving, funny, loyal, thoughtful, and understandable.

alfonso is the one for kiera. <33

by eggplant 🍆 November 23, 2021

Albonso

The action of having rough sex in da bathtub for anytime longer than 69 mins

Lets do some good albonso

by Sucklotsofball May 5, 2022

alphonsa

She is an awesome person. She is so honest and trustworthy. People often wonder if she is actually real. How can someone be so funny, pretty and smart at the same time? She is so loyal and is such an amazing person. She is like the sun because she radiates light and good energy and stuff. She is so sweet and if she is ever mean to you then you prolly deserve it.

Person 1: How is Alphonsa so perfect?
Person 2: God owed her a favour.

by honesty is the best policy!! November 19, 2022

Dirty Alfonsi

Kill people with gas from your ass.
Cant be done by women.

H1lt3r do a Dirty Alfonsi to kill 6 millions of beans.

by EngConnection March 8, 2018

Kevin Alonso

My bae (sometimes Helenas but usually mine)

"You're dating Kevin Alonso right?" "Yuh yuh." "Isn't he a character from identity v?" "ARF BARJK GRR AARF ARF BGRRRRR BAK BAKR ABARK BARK"

by Kevin Alonsos bae forever January 28, 2021