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almondroca

A young rapper with a dream to be the best.
Aka Matias
Dude 1:Dude lil wayne is sick.
Dude 2: naw he ain't no almondroca
by Matias Rocafort January 2, 2008
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Almond

To describe something that you thought was pretty damn sweet, but with a little voice at the back of your mind going "well that ain't decent", much like how an almond nut is pretty sweet but it's also a bit bitter at the back of your mouth.
Mark: "Damn, did Karl just jump into his neighbour's pool munted?"

Josh: "Yeah he did! Haha pretty fucking almond!"
by lowkeyjd May 27, 2015
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Sloppy Almond

A sexual move perfected by Tibetan Monks at the turn of the century. The almond is indicative of there brown robes and the sloppiness is simply how they roll.

The move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. Then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.

You know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the "experience."
That chick was so drunk last night she was begging for the Sloppy Almond. Instead I slipped her the Filthy Cashew.
by Mc Lovin' November 1, 2007
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Almond Joy

A man's "package" in his pants. Like a ladies "Camel Toe"
His pants are so tight you can see his almond joy!
by Joni Simpson November 12, 2003
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almondy

The state of being being bitter, yet sweet. Usually applied to angry black homosexual males. The word is taken from the DMV episode of Martin.
Why is Twan acting so almondy? I guess his boyfriend left him.
by Michelle Javier February 26, 2008
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Almond Titties

Supposedly where almond milk comes from, as proved by filthy frank in his 2014 video
"Man, where does almond milk even come from? Almonds ain't got no tiddies."
"Check out Almond Titties, bro. Them almonds are thicccccc."
by unexplainedgore February 1, 2017
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almond milk

The liquid substance created by 2 gamers who go by the name jade ayre and josh payne. Can also be found in appetising snacks such as ur mum.
Oops I slipped over in some almond milk.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.
by JewishHiter526 February 18, 2020
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