by Matias Rocafort January 2, 2008
Get the almondroca mug.To describe something that you thought was pretty damn sweet, but with a little voice at the back of your mind going "well that ain't decent", much like how an almond nut is pretty sweet but it's also a bit bitter at the back of your mouth.
Mark: "Damn, did Karl just jump into his neighbour's pool munted?"
Josh: "Yeah he did! Haha pretty fucking almond!"
Josh: "Yeah he did! Haha pretty fucking almond!"
by lowkeyjd May 27, 2015
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A sexual move perfected by Tibetan Monks at the turn of the century. The almond is indicative of there brown robes and the sloppiness is simply how they roll.
The move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. Then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.
You know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the "experience."
The move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. Then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.
You know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the "experience."
That chick was so drunk last night she was begging for the Sloppy Almond. Instead I slipped her the Filthy Cashew.
by Mc Lovin' November 1, 2007
Get the Sloppy Almond mug.by Joni Simpson November 12, 2003
Get the Almond Joy mug.The state of being being bitter, yet sweet. Usually applied to angry black homosexual males. The word is taken from the DMV episode of Martin.
by Michelle Javier February 26, 2008
Get the almondy mug."Man, where does almond milk even come from? Almonds ain't got no tiddies."
"Check out Almond Titties, bro. Them almonds are thicccccc."
"Check out Almond Titties, bro. Them almonds are thicccccc."
by unexplainedgore February 1, 2017
Get the Almond Titties mug.The liquid substance created by 2 gamers who go by the name jade ayre and josh payne. Can also be found in appetising snacks such as ur mum.
Oops I slipped over in some almond milk.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.
by JewishHiter526 February 18, 2020
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