noun. a new and clever way in torturing kids that was made 1000's of years ago on the sole purpose of understanding our universe. little did the creator know, he had truly unleashed the worlds biggest terror which has left the largest impact on our society. in comparison to the holocost, world war 1 and 2, and bush, algebra screws them all. This form of torture shall reign throught our nation for centuries until it is discoverd to be desguised as a clever learning experince but really has no shitty reason at all.
ive had bad nightmares of being chased, hunted down, wounded by arrows, then sliced to death which was pretty terrifing as I woke up in a swet, but when I dreamed about algebra and the fear of repeating it, my bed was soaked in swet. what a novel idea of torture. the inquisiton is up there but not near. chinese water torture comes close. but if you were really to compare algebra to other methods of torture, the other methods would be the tortis and the hare on race day. and algebra would be the man who shot them and had them for dinner.
by Rat Allen May 20, 2005
Get the algebra mug.The people that hate it do so because most of those people won't grow up and use it in their lives anyway! The schools assume everyone is going to be a scientist or a programmer or something, and force it upon them as a required class, when it should be optional. Most people forget all the algebra they learned by the time they're in their 30s.
by Arch-E May 14, 2005
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Get the Algebra mug.all algebra 2 is is coincidental stuff...there is really no application for any of it...all it is is some guy with no life thought 'if i add this number,multiply it with this one, square it blah blah...HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS NUMBER I GOT!' lmao
dumb kid "what is Algebra II?"
math dude"X+326*8^2...=784181 YAY"
dumb kid "WTF DUDE?-U HAVE NO LIFE"
math dude"X+326*8^2...=784181 YAY"
dumb kid "WTF DUDE?-U HAVE NO LIFE"
by PUMAKING June 26, 2009
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2. Substitute tourture if waterboarding is not availiable.
3.Might have been suggested by Satan to fry the minds of tennagers and make High School math teachers feel good about themselves.
2. Substitute tourture if waterboarding is not availiable.
3.Might have been suggested by Satan to fry the minds of tennagers and make High School math teachers feel good about themselves.
1.Teacher: Solve x +operf+4343+ ertsdf
Student: But thats impossible and unreasonable.
Teacher: DO NOT QUESTION THE MATH COMMITEE OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!
2.Solider: We have ways of making you talk!
Suspect: Ha, I will not succumb to water.
Solider: Alright then, bring in the Algebra textbook.
3.Commitee Leader: Alright fellow members, we need something that is completely useless and impossible to learn that will confuse people and take six years to teach.
Satan: I've got a plan.
Student: But thats impossible and unreasonable.
Teacher: DO NOT QUESTION THE MATH COMMITEE OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!
2.Solider: We have ways of making you talk!
Suspect: Ha, I will not succumb to water.
Solider: Alright then, bring in the Algebra textbook.
3.Commitee Leader: Alright fellow members, we need something that is completely useless and impossible to learn that will confuse people and take six years to teach.
Satan: I've got a plan.
by A$$ofPeru January 21, 2011
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Man gives directions:
"Ok now what'choo gonna do, you go down the road past the Johnson's place. There you'll find two roads. One parallel and one perpendicular. Now keep going until you find a highway that bisections at a 45 degree angle. Solve for x"
*chris thumbsucks*
...isn't algebra useless?
Man gives directions:
"Ok now what'choo gonna do, you go down the road past the Johnson's place. There you'll find two roads. One parallel and one perpendicular. Now keep going until you find a highway that bisections at a 45 degree angle. Solve for x"
*chris thumbsucks*
...isn't algebra useless?
by The Truths June 11, 2007
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