by Squirtle Squirtle December 13, 2010
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An Alaskan Supercluster is the act of taking a bag of frozen peas and shoving it up your anus. Typically done with little to no lubricant.
John: Did you hear, Brett got Monica to do the Alaskan supercluster on him!
Trevor: No way! Im super jealous. I wish I had a bad of peas in my ass.
Trevor: No way! Im super jealous. I wish I had a bad of peas in my ass.
by Flambolticus November 5, 2013
Get the Alaskan Supercluster mug.Take a slow steady 50 percent poo, once it's halfway to the toilet bowl before separation from the anus, freeze it with liquid nitrogen. Once frozen re-enter the shag cave, lubricate frozen stool, insert it into your current cum dumpsters clam cake until the stool is no longer frozen enough for intercourse. Once you finish plowing her coochie make her clean up the poopy aftermath.
I was so super smashed the other night and found my dads liquid nitrogen, i decided to Alaskan prairie dog tiffanys punani.
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Get the alaskan christmas mug.A sexual act in which a thin metal pole is shoved into a person's urethra while their penis is fully erect, and/or any orifice capable of housing one.
then a partner(s) sits on top of the pole(s) to increase the pressure while they masturbate on top of it looking down at the other person.
Care should be taken in being the flamingo so that the pole doesn't puncture anything,
bouncing or swaying around gently and slowly while they trust you not to injure them.
then a partner(s) sits on top of the pole(s) to increase the pressure while they masturbate on top of it looking down at the other person.
Care should be taken in being the flamingo so that the pole doesn't puncture anything,
bouncing or swaying around gently and slowly while they trust you not to injure them.
"You hear that Jerry and Ronda tried the alaskan flamingo last night?"
"No shit, no wonder she hasn't been walking right."
"Yeah Jerry seems kinda bummed about it, bet he'll get it too once she's feeling better."
"No shit, no wonder she hasn't been walking right."
"Yeah Jerry seems kinda bummed about it, bet he'll get it too once she's feeling better."
by Aruminoi June 17, 2017
Get the Alaskan Flamingo mug.The act of taking a small drill, putting a dildo on the end, lace it with lubed up Pop Rocks, and violently doing vaginal.
The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.
The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.
Boy, my pussy is really sore after that Alaskan Chinese Firedragon.
I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.
I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.
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