Take a slow steady 50 percent poo, once it's halfway to the toilet bowl before separation from the anus, freeze it with liquid nitrogen. Once frozen re-enter the shag cave, lubricate frozen stool, insert it into your current cum dumpsters clam cake until the stool is no longer frozen enough for intercourse. Once you finish plowing her coochie make her clean up the poopy aftermath.

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.