It's all Al Gore's fault

Response to any environmental anomaly blaming Al Gore for bringing it to our attention. At the same time sarcastically claiming that if he hadn't brought it up the anomaly wouldn't have occurred.

A) I can't believe it's 60 degrees in Chicago and snowing in Dallas.

B) It's all Al Gore's fault.

by piepton January 18, 2008

The Al Gore

When, during a blow job, the blow jobber tells the blow jobbee some profound inconvenient truth about the blow jobbee's self.

The Al Gore was dropped on me by my girl the other night. Do I really have self esteem issues?

by Peep_1 November 23, 2017

The Al Gore

When you take a small globe and you stick it up a sexual partners ass.

I think i am going to surprise my girlfriend with the al gore tonight!

by Lilchild July 11, 2011

Algoreaphobia

The fear of the truth, no matter how inconvenient it is.

Middle-aged person: "You know, you're only as old as you feel..."

Young person: "You're suffering from algoreaphobia!"

by The Nomadic Scotsman May 21, 2011

algore

The matter left in a toilet after the first, and any subsequent, flush. (Also referred to a "two flusher") So named because a politician of a similar sounding name pushed the legislation mandating how much water we can use in our toilets.

After a night of drinking, I laid an algore in the john.

by gsesos August 16, 2008

algoreithm

an algoreithm is a specific set of instructions for assuring global warming by your own actions, while informing others to do differently.

that climate change activist's carbon footprint is so big he must be using the algoreithm.

by doc_octo February 12, 2008

algoreithm

n. Complex decision-making process used by environmentalists to evaluate the proper way to proceed when building a pipeline, designing a city, draining a swamp etc.

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Are you using the latest algoreithm? Those owl burrows look a little close to the runway.

by gnostic3 February 4, 2020