Alien

Aliens are people which are smarter than Ratty, but dumber than Nerd. They're in the middle.

Alien: 17×3=51.

Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?

Alien: I'm kicking your ass.

Nerd: Ahh! Run away!

Ratty: Must get swole!

Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.

Ratty: 5. Need wilk!

Ratty: *lift weights.

Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.

Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.

Alien: *Modafinil wears off.

Alien: *Lifts weights.

Alien: I'm buff.

Ratty: I'm swole.

Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.

Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!

Nerd: *Getting stronger.

Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.

Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.

by CynderFanclub March 29, 2024

Alien

Alien is not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. But some aliens are just nerds with ADHD so they are alien or even ratty until they get their next Adipex or Modafinil or Strattera. But the asshole racist Chinese ducter says "Stick to coffee". Strattera isn't even a stimulant. What the actual fuck?!

You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.

Gimme Adipex, or I will kick your ass highly buff alien style!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024

alien

The fictional character in sci-fi movies who mainly speaks English because its scriptwriter is simply too "lazy" to invent a new fictional language

In every sci-fi film, the alien always speaks perfect English; it’s like the scriptwriter was too lazy to create a real language—guess we'll just call that alien convenience!

by Emotional Cruiser November 7, 2025

Alien

How would I describe humanity to Aliens?

Iam "A Quasi-Psychic bipedal primate hivemind that uses verbal cues to communicate their thoughts to one another and inference to predict what it likely to happen in the future (which is what makes it quasi-psychic). Since the time of our insemination we have abstracted out the traits of the other animals that share our planet and then crafted tools to allow ourselves to use those traits to survive and make out lives easier (For example, big cat tooth sharp = animal dead, therefore, if I have sharp tooth I too can make animal = dead and, thus, the creation of the knife). I think that would adequately describe to an Alien race what we are in the most literal sense."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Alien flipping

ey-lee-uhn, flip-ing

(Verb)

The act of ingesting Psilocybin Mushrooms and 2C-B, then smoking DMT at the peak of the trip

Friend: You looked outta your head last night
Me: That's what happens when you're Alien flipping

by TheTallestPsychonaut November 7, 2020

Alien Fornication

For anything completly out of this world!
Came about after watching a Video on the Famous soccer player Ronaldiniho's ball skills which it could only be reffured to as " Alien Fornication"

That is some "Alien Fornication" Right there.
You are the Bi-Product of "Alien Fornication"
nothing more to be said except.. that was "fornicated"
Exceptional "Alien Fornication"

by Danny G and Paulie Majt February 11, 2008

Alien space eggs

The act of spreading ones nutsack over the lens of a flash light and then turning on said flashlight to reveal what looks like Alien Space Eggs

Jenny was very turned on when Dan treated her to some Alien Space Eggs.

by Trasher187 February 27, 2017