Alienor is the sexiest, prettiest, nicest, most reliable person you will ever meet. She will always be there for you. If you have one in your life never let go. Once she leaves you will regret not giving her the love and respect she deserves because she deserves the world. I love Alienor and you should too.
Aliénor is always cute as hell. No Aliénor is bad at doing eye-liner that's in their ADN. They tend to cry a lot when their sad and to laugh a lot when their happy.
A Aliénor is the best friend you could ever have as she is smart, kind, funny and comprehensive. But be carefull never ever tell a Aliénor "grossomodo" since it could infuriate her and make her enter in a state of pure rage.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.