Absolutely The Fish

Absolutely the fish is a term used to refer to something ridiculous or preposterous.

Guy 1: Hey look at that guy with the banana hat!

Guy 2: That's Absolutely The Fish.

by Blagardson October 10, 2009

absolute bastard

Acting like Toad from the hit video game franchise “Super Mario”.

Person: They’re such an absolute bastard, I’d even say a Toad!

by SebasDaFish_ March 16, 2021

absolute unit

A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.

“Wow, Jeremy is so ripped! An absolute unit!”

by Jessi Duke June 16, 2018

Absolute Dank

Extremely impressive, inspiring , great admiration and apprehension. The opposite of literal ass.

Dude that jay jay sandwich was absolute dank. Bro!

by CheesyMacqueen March 1, 2015

Absolute Weston

A bloody nightmare. From the sorry excuse for a beach that is Weston Super-mare

He's having a bit of a shit game isn't he.
Yeah he's having an absolute weston.

by Northbound7 February 22, 2017

An absolute fag

A total homosexual that leaves nothing to the imagination. A complete and absolute faggot.

What’s with those girlie cut off denims, flip flops and pink t shirt? You are an absolute fag. Wanna get punched in the face?

by de-pube March 2, 2023

Absolute Fuckery

Something that is completely unfair, ridiculous, or shameful. It is generally used towards a situation/event rather than a person/thing.

Carl (at work)- Did you hear?
Steve- Hear what?
Carl- Shayla is making us work on Saturday.
Steve- That is absolute Fuckery!

by LemonZest June 19, 2016