October 23

stop with this shit day

A: Hey, it's October 23!
B: Wow! That means we should stop searching for dates on Urban Dictionary!

by seriously stop October 21, 2019

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October 23

national no kiss day

no kissing your significant other or you mom dad COUSIN or grandparents

cousin: come here 😉
"we can't it's October 23"
cousin: damn

by whereswaldo44 October 22, 2019

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October 23

National have premarital sex whenever your boyfriend wants day

Boyfriend: it’s sex time
You: no, don’t feel like it

Boyfriend: but it’s October 23
You: ugh, fine I guess so

by 69NiggaNigga69 October 23, 2019

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Worst Day Ever. On this day Mila Kunis attempted suicide, George Washington lost his first battle with the british, and this is the day that Alcoholism was presented as a disorder.

You born on October 23? Yea. Worst Day Ever.

by Orggee12 April 09, 2017

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October 23 is national funky chicken day. You can do a funky chicken dance without people making fun of you. Making fun of funky chicken dancing on funky chicken day is illegal and can result in a life sentence to jail.

“Bro, that dudes dancing so weirdly, it’s like he’s funky chicken dancing”

*funky chicken dancer hears*

Police: “I’m afraid that’s a life sentence my dude”

*funky chicken dancer just keeps dancing*

October 23 is the day my dudes

by BohemianRapCity October 22, 2019

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