zucchinied

To be beyond the level of high that is catagorized as "Blasted".

*takes hit off 3rd bowl*
"Dude im really really fucked up"
.......
" Dude your Zucchinied"

by Dogma or January 28, 2016

zucchinied

To be beyond the level of "Blasted" when refering to being high.

*takes hit off third bowl*
"Dude im fucked up"
......
"Duudee your zucchinied"

by Dogma or January 28, 2016

zucchini pirate

A person who pillages and plunders any penis-shaped vegetable so he can stick it up his own ass or the ass of his pirated partner

Dude, he is hanging out with all the chicks, why? Dude, he is not a threat to them, since he is a zucchini pirate looking only for homo vegetable play friends, arg!!!

by Stagmen March 29, 2017

Zucchini

An arbitrarily chosen word used to refer to relationships with strong emotional bonds that fall outside of the typical romantic relationship but are more than just friendship.

"Are you guys dating!?"
"No, we're zucchinis."

by BokchoiBoy February 6, 2012

Zucchiniish

A word used to describe something that’s green.

Hey, look at that car, it’s pretty zucchiniish.

by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson January 28, 2019

Zucchini Beanie

Another word for a condom. A zucchini beanie is used to cover a penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy.

"Do you have a zucchini beanie? I want to get down to business."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 24, 2017

Zucchini Glasgow

When you lift a man’s flaccid penis upwards with your fingertips in order to expose his bollocks, then punch him in the scrotum.

I went to hospital last week for a routine vasectomy but the Doctor dropped him scalpel and gave me a Zucchini Glasgow.

by Chewbacca91 October 7, 2019