Zoomo

Noun: The process in which a person approaches or otherwise gets the attention of another person and the subsequent actions that are taken in order to attract that other person in such a manner that the other person will be attracted to the person doing the Zooming. An attempt at sexually attracting another. Simply put,a "pick-up" routine.

"Looka that fine babe over there - I'm gonna go give her the ol' Zoomo." (As was said in the movie classic "The New Centurions.")

by MikeyA November 26, 2003

zoomo

Zoomo is a combined word of zoophile and homosexual.

A zoomo is a person that is interested in same sex relationships with animal - human hybrids*, fursonas, or even animals.

*an example for animal human hybrid is a catboy

Guy1: "You see that guy over there has been looking at catboys with huge penises for a while.
I think he is a zoomo"
Guy2: "hell yeah, i am a zoomo too but i am more interested in dogboys."

by pern1042 November 22, 2022

star-zoomo

written: "*ZOOMO"
"Cool" "Nice" "Awesome"
Anything positive.

"Man, that party last nigh was star-zoomo!"

by Oliviarse! May 4, 2008

zoom shirt

A clean shirt or blouse that's kept on the back of your desk chair to quickly be presentable for video conferences.

Zoom shirts are likely here to stay since more and more people are working from home due to Covid-19.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 3, 2020

Zoom potato

A person who spends most of their day at home on zoom calls, thus causing a sedentary lifestyle.

Since the beginning Covid-19 lockdown , I’ve been working from home and have turned into a zoom potato.

by Karen Thrift August 2, 2021

Zoom text fucking

when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.

Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.

by Clauris April 7, 2020

zoomonymity

The anonymity that web meetings provide, especially when the camera is not turned on.

"Dude did you hear that racist remark that one guy made on the last zoom call? He must have great faith in his zoomonymity."

by Danlod2 November 19, 2020